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40 Funny Birthday Wishes, Quotes And Status Images

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I see it’s the birthday of someone really close to your heart. Why else would you be searching for some unique way to wish them! 

Birthdays are undoubtedly important to all of us. If someone forgets to wish you on your special day (and if that someone is a close friend of yours)  chances are high that you would never ever forget that they didn’t.

It is significant to wish our loved ones, friends and family on their momentous day and lay a smile on their face. As miniature as a small birthday wish have the magic to make people feel loved and cherished. A tiny call, a small text or even a Facebook pop can go a long way to confess, “we care”. An easy call at the midnight to wish “Happy Birthday” or a bunch of flowers with a personalized card and chocolates does the trick.

No doubt that a surprise birthday party or a collection of gifts on ones birthday is something really good and tough to forget, but, again all of these are much clichéd.  Would it not be much more fun if you can poke your friends about turning older? What could be more precious a gift than watching them smile? And if it’s a ear to ear one, even better? How about a rofl? Funny Birthday wishes do the job aptly. These wishes are effective, simple and would be going really long to be remembered as one of the most memorable wishes. 

What is best is that you are not just making them feel good on their day (which, obviously general wishes can do) you are gifting them a laugh. And the world knows, nothing is better a gift than laughter. 

We have a list of funny and remarkable birthday wishes that are sure to make them roll on the floor. 

Another year ahead in the journey of life and yet another reason to celebrate! 

Give your birthday wishes a forward-looking and smile embedded touch with the following quotes. 

Funny Birthday Wishes And Quotes With Images

  1. Congratulations on another 365 days of successfully moving oxygen, carbon dioxide and other gases from the blood
  2. Congratulations on another 365 days of successfully moving oxygen, carbon dioxide and other gases from the blood

  3. Happy Birthday to the Smartest, Funniest and Most Beautiful Person in the world. Wait… did I say ‘to’ ? I mean ‘from’
  4. Happy Birthday to the Smartest, Funniest and Most Beautiful Person in the world. Wait… did I say ‘to’ ? I mean ‘from’

  5. Being Related to me is really the only gift you need. Just Saying. Happy Birthday!
  6. Being Related to me is really the only gift you need. Just Saying. Happy Birthday!

  7. Age is Just a Number but in your case a Really High One! Happy Birthay
  8. Age is Just a Number but in your case a Really High One! Happy Birthay

  9. You are one step closer to Touching your balls to the water when you’re on the toilet.
  10. You are one step closer to Touching your balls to the water when you’re on the toilet.

  11. Another 365 days since you fell out of a Vegina… Hooray!
  12. Another 365 days since you fell out of a Vegina… Hooray!

  13. A Year Older but still a Sexy chick. Happy Birthday
  14. A Year Older but still a Sexy chick. Happy Birthday

  15. I want to Wish you a very happy birthday… Just to let you know that I love Cake!
  16. I want to Wish you a very happy birthday… Just to let you know that I love Cake!

  17. Cheers to another year of complete Disregard for Age Appropriate Behaviour
  18. Cheers to another year of complete Disregard for Age Appropriate Behaviour

  19. Happy Birthday! May you live long enough to shit yourself.
  20. Happy Birthday! May you live long enough to shit yourself.

  21. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to Be Younger, Then you’re screwed.
  22. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to Be Younger, Then you’re screwed.

  23. The Year you start lying about your age has finally arrived. Happy Birthday!
  24. The Year you start lying about your age has finally arrived. Happy Birthday!

  25. I love you with all my Butt, I would say Heart but my butt is bigger. Happy Birthday!
  26. I love you with all my Butt, I would say Heart but my butt is bigger. Happy Birthday!

  27. For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
  28. For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

  29. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
  30. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.

  31. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  32. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

  33. Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
  34. Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

  35. Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
  36. Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

  37. Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
  38. Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

  39. Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
  40. Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

  41. Too many bday are said to kill you, so may you try to give it some rest today!
  42. Too many bday are said to kill you, so may you try to give it some rest today!

  43. Smile and just think that you can celebrate a far worse birthday than this, enjoy today!
  44. Smile and just think that you can celebrate a far worse birthday than this, enjoy today!

  45. You look older than you did last year, congrats on that then.
  46. You look older than you did last year, congrats on that then.

  47. There is nothing better than a funny birthday celebration so have fun!
  48. There is nothing better than a funny birthday celebration so have fun!

  49. I am more than excited for you, for you are getting closer to reading the will.
  50. I am more than excited for you, for you are getting closer to reading the will.

  51. The Nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake you can.
  52. The Nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake you can.

  53. Hope someday you will enjoy delicious cake without any tooth.
  54. Hope someday you will enjoy delicious cake without any tooth.

  55. No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items! Happy birthday to you ha ha ha!
  56. No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items! Happy birthday to you ha ha ha!

  57. So, You are still younger than the age you will be on your next birthday! Sh*t happens!
  58. So, You are still younger than the age you will be on your next birthday! Sh*t happens!

  59. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
  60. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

  61. A funny birthday is one where you need to just be yourself, enjoy your day.
  62. A funny birthday is one where you need to just be yourself, enjoy your day.

  63. You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is not easily viewable in the drop down menu. And you gotta keep scrolling.
  64. You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is not easily viewable in the drop down menu. And you gotta keep scrolling.

  65. Your birthday is the day the universe decided it could no longer go on without you.
  66. Your birthday is the day the universe decided it could no longer go on without you.

  67. Old is always 10 years older than I am.
  68. Old is always 10 years older than I am.

  69. Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!
  70. Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!

  71. On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
  72. On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

  73. Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!
  74. Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!

  75. Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.
  76. Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.

  77. Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!
  78. Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!

  79. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!
  80. You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

Of the most difficult tasks in the whole world is the ability to make someone laugh, and here is a truck full of funny birthday wishes and quotes that would not just make your dear ones laugh but also boost them with a mixture of comedy and tears. What’s better than laughing so hard that they get all teary? 

This will undoubtedly make your birthday wish stand out from others who would have still stuck their greetings to the regular ones. A word of fun and laughter has the charm to turn someone’s day into something really special. 

This year, wish your dear ones in a way that they would remember for a lifetime.

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Sarah Johnson

Sarah Johnson very ambitious and helps Urban Family Talk with Content, she also researches quotes that have the best words to define someone’s feelings. Sarah at her free time loves listening to music and play with her dog.

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